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When a guy approaches me at a bar

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soyeahduh:

at first i’m all like:

then if he interrupts me:

if he tries to touch me:

if he implies he is wealthy:

if he starts talking about his ex girlfriend:

when he buys me a drink then starts asking about my friend:

when he brings up (for the 5th time) that he’s a vegan:

if he calls me “babygirl”:

if he says I remind him of his mom:

if he makes me laugh: